There’s something about being a youth in any circumstance that means you have to appreciate certain things in order to be cool. In my day football was the thing, which is why I’ve stuck with it from the start. I played football every opportunity because that was the done thing, and now I live in a society where football isn’t the whole world: but I now know that isn’t the be all and end all. I can like footy even if the next geezer won’t stop raving about wind-surfing.
There are, however, instances where one must stay solid on one side of the fence. We love to play the game where you may not have one and the other: you must kill one chap, marry the other, and have a casual fling with the third. NO bending of the rules and NO abstenance. I love football, and I likerugby, but there comes a time where a decision has to be made: to shut the interviewer up if anything else.
So here we go with another tedious question, that I’d like you to consider carefully. Given the option, assuming you have perfectly good shoes, and a perfectly good car, and that (for the sake of balance) you’re given the former as many times as is neccesary to equate to the same price as the latter…
Would you prefer VANS.. or VANS?!


I wonder if there’s a place where you can get Van hire? (Not van hire, Van hire!)