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Flights to Dublin from Melbourne – as featured from Etihad Airways – would be route one for the boys in green looking to take the humble meaning of “football” and apply it to the upside-down-Englishers. What am I blithering on about?

It’s not exactly a short trip to the training ground if you’re having to fly from Australia to Ireland, but that’s the call that is going out for the Australian rules footy tournament. Aussie rules is a game in it’s infancy by comparison to other ball-based sports. From a strictly professional point of view the only players of the game to date have been male Australian citizens.


“The Irish squad will feature former North Melbourne rookie Conor Meredith, while selectors are also keen to secure the services of ex-Carlton big man Aisake O’hAilpin.” [Above]

It was during this year that the first International tournament began and was named simply; International Cup. The cup is designed to spread the word of the Australian game and as such does not see the Aussie side take part on account of their likelihood to win with very little competition. Ireland took the cup in 2002 when it began, and it seems they’ve been harboring a taste for it ever since.

In a bid to repeat their performance of 9 years ago the Irish team-members are looking for compatriots based in Australia. The ruling passed to suit this tactic states that it’s “probably okay” [paraphrased, of course].

The only rule is that the players must have resided in Ireland for a large portion of their life, particularly between the ages of 10-16.

Players are having to look for their own flights to and from the country as the whole thing is self-funded – this is the reason behind the call-out for Aussie residents with Celtic blood to sign up for the national side. It’s not like there’s a shortage of people that would like to play, however:

The Australian Rules Football League of Ireland, footy’s governing body in Ireland, started in 2001 with two teams based in Dublin and Belfast.

Auskick has also been introduced in Ireland, with clubs running the popular junior program in primary schools.

Such is the growth that Ireland was recently selected to host the Eurocup in October.

The cup’s played every 3 years, so the next one is lined up for later this year. It all starts in August with local teams competing purely for entertainment purposes.

You can read more here: Team to be shored up.

You know the first acronym well.. who doesn’t? In this case it refers to the often-hailed “Queen of the WAGs” Mrs Victoria Beckham; wife to one of the most famous names in pop-culture, mother to multiple names that will usurp their idolized father and inadvertent devotee to the world of football.

The second is a bit of an improvisation. It stands for “That Silly Bint That Doesn’t Give Up” aka; Katie Price aka; “Jordan”. Famous for dropping her kit, divorcing at all available opportunities and paying lip service to any plastic surgeon on the planet that could be convinced to add their “two cents” to her ever increasing breast size. There is a degree of bitterness saved especially for the type of character set that Ms (Mrs? Miss? I can’t keep up nowadays) Price represents. She is an A* star student from the class of those that have risen to fame and fortune through no particularly purposive means who’s members still feel they have the right to share their opinions with the world through television shows, repeat autobiography releases and generally splashing their “bare naked truths” in the media.

They’ve had fallings out in the past and things heated up again at the end of last month – Victoria and Jordan were planned to be on the same flight to LA until Mrs Beckham re-booked for half an hour later. Good move to avoid a cat fight from which the plastic surgeons play thing would likely have drawn several 000′s from “inside scoops” and “baring alls”.

Well, there’s no more depth to my rant than that, really. Here’s the source.

Cheers for taking part.